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Holy Moses...That Stinks...

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Joe Diggie
Date:
2008-03-22 22:26:51


> A lady walks into a very upscale jewelry shop. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. Bending over to get a closer look, she accidently passes gas.

> Extremely embarrassed, she freezes for a few moments and then slowly straightens up and turns around to see whether anyone has noticed her little accident. Her worst fears are confirmed in the form of a salesman standing right behind her.

> Cool as a cucumber, the salesman greets the lady with a very professional, "Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?"

> Hoping against hope that he may just not have been there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet? "

> He answers, "Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to @!#$ when I tell you the price.

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