The imperium of the thumb

By Alhassan Andani

I have read multitudinous of features concerning the last held
elections on both print and electronic media. Political pathologists
have performed postmortems on the victor's victory and the abysmal
performance of those who were subjugated.

They cited a lot of factors which in a way can pass the truth test if
it is subjected to the test of a polygraph. The sophisticated Ghanaian
voter has given the politician a tremendous justification to worry
after they have proven they are no longer those that can be taken for
a ride. They have arisen for change!

The season of political reproves it was! Pollsters prognosticated with
their pens and pencils on graphs but the voters did the accurate
prognostications with their thumbprints on the ballot papers. In the
end, it vividly emerged that voters are the genuine pollsters and not
those in a fully air-conditioned room on swivel chairs always taking a
comfortable lead in foretelling the outcome of elections. The voters
smashed eggs on the faces of the pollsters.

The vanquished campaigned with ‘‘Changing lives and Transforming
Ghana and the victors campaigned with ‘‘Arise For Change.
Indubitably, the formers live was really transformed with opposition
status and the latters did achieve what they have been running after
for the past seven years from the Ghanaian elector, political power.

The National Democratic Congress banked their hope of electoral
fortunes on the massive infrastructure projects doted across the
length and width of the country only to be shown the exit door with
inauspicious percentage of valid votes cast.

I am still flummoxed and infact, discombobulated like a Member of
Parliament who convincingly loss an election and chaperoned
joblessness into unparliamentary life as to whether the Ghanaian voter
did not want to break the voter pattern relationship with the united
states of America or change was the latest and sweetest chocolate in
town that merited tasting especially when the residents of Adenta who
heretofore was searching for Adams ale with Kuffour Gallons is now
having the commodity flowing through their taps and showers with
pressure capable of causing injury to the human head in the process of
bathing.

I just cant think near needless to talk of far!

The National Democratic Congress started taking the heat from their
world bank which disappointed with low number of votes like a
well-established financial institution with low patronage in the
period of economic growth. The voters from the world bank were languid
and the number of votes to cushion and voyage to victory was sure to
precipitate!

The people were angry, dissatisfied and felt maltreated by their amigo whom they have had a maximum number of votes affair with since 1992. Truth be told, history repeated itself from 2008 when the current victors lost the harmonious association with the grassroots of their stronghold, the Ashanti Region.

When they are surfeited with villainy, it is manifested on the
election day, albeit, they will always give you a chirpy welcome and
dance to Nana y3 winner or Mahama paper because they can't jilt a
friend because of a changed attitude.

My elders put it bluntly, you dont reject your friend because of changed attitude but you only revise your relationship with him. With a flame of anger burning in them, they will still wear a smile and dance to your obeisance and even hold the party paraphernalia up in the sky with their thumbs and index fingers and wait to vote against you on the election day with their heads.

It is weighty to reminisce that the wind of change started blowing
from the English speaking West African countries, from Nigeria to
Gambia where a ruler on the throne for the past twenty-two years lost
to an opposition coalition. Pertinent to this revolution of change,
one could have predicted with some level of dogmatism that the wind of
change was going to blow H.E John Mahama and his white doves out of
the flagstaff house regardless of their weight in kilograms. You may
dissent because liberty is yours!

Enough of these sentences about these two political parties! Who made
sure the game of no draw didn’t transmogrify into a game of
fisticuffs? Who was the moderator? Who was the referee? Who declared
the results and brought a moment of gratification? The answer is
conspicuous even to a kindergarten kid, Madam Charlotte Osei!

The woman has adduced sufficient evidence for my sentence into a prison of
feminist activism in the offing. She disappointed the naysayer and
made the yea-sayer proud. She is overly intrepid. I hope to marry her
replica tomorrow, yes and I mean it! She passed the test with
distinction which begun with the transmutation of the commission.

I nearly took a selfie with my smartphone of the newly branded voting
booth. I was apathetic initially like a voter from the world bank of
the current losers but I couldnt resist the allurement of the voting
booth. At some point, I thought of dognapping the voting booth instead
of the ballot box.

What! What about the period to period press briefings and the unbreakable smaller machine which continued to say verified without getting too enervated unlike in 2012? I can boundlessly write about her commission. I am not saying she is unblemished but she has chalked a major milepost in our electoral proceedings culminating into consolidation of our democratic gains.

Simply put, Mama Charlotte was the victor, the feminine with masculine
features!

The seventh parliament is a place to put a magnifying glass on for the
next four years with the kvetching opposition and the mollified
rulers. Oppong Nkrumah is in parliament with Ofoase Ayirebis seat.
Anthony Karbo has finally effectuated his aim of entering parliament
by causing a political tsunami at Lawra Constituency.

Equally did the constituents of Kwabre East give their mandate to the 22-year-old whippersnapper. The veteran Ambrose Derry is back to represent Nandom!

It is self-evident that more “babies with sharp teeth” have entered
parliament on the ticket of the National Democratic Congress ready to
bite hard on the ‘one this, one that’ utopian promises of the Akuffo
Addo led administration. I hope Suhuyini will speak big sensible
grammar on the floor of the house unlike his foreganger who was silent
like someone who believed in the saying that “silence is golden.

Ras Mubarak also made it to parliament with the seat of Kumbungu, I hope
he distinguish between being a reggae presenter and an aldermember! Osu Lagartha dumbstruck Philip Addison and pulled the Klottey-Korle seat along with her to parliament. I nearly forgot that E.T Mensah met his waterloo and unwillingly gave his throne to Sam Dzata George who ensuingly won the ultimate prize. What about the Communication Specialist turned politician previously at the Energy

Ministry, Edward Abambire Bawa? an augment to the communication
machinery of the opposition, I guess. Isaac Adongo cannot wait to
perlustrate the budget of the Akuffo led government.

God did not create us on this rich land to be poor. The elector said
yes in accord and voted. I wish H.E Akufo-Addo well. I hope our change
will not be unfavourable like in other jurisdictions where the economy
has slipped into downturn.

The ship must not sink! Because the Ghanaian elector will not tergiversate to jettison the captain on December 7th, 2020 in much same way one captain was jettisoned. To those mulling on how to rig elections in the future, Kindly recalibrate your notes before trailing a course on election rigging
because technology will not sit with arms akimbo and aloof. It will
expose you!

With my polished shoes looking up to God and my pair of ironed khaki
trousers on every Monday morning, I can't wait to manage one of the
factories after graduation in 2018!

Dont fear only Delegates but fear also the imperium of the thumb.
Something to chew on!

I know I am intelligent because I know I know nothing [Socrates].
God bless Ghana.