Allotey Jacobs, "Ahwenepa Nkasa Ampah"

The death of President Mills has revealed the good, the bad and the ugly amongst Ghanaians. For the past two weeks, Ghana was almost apolitical but the death of Mills has not change the way we conduct politics in Ghana as the past two days have shown. The adage in Akan that "Ahwenepa Nkasa", to wit, beautiful beads don't make noise, was made manifestly clear when the ugliest man whose nose seems like we can pack ten 18 wheelers in it started talking about the height of Nana Akuffo Addo and I quote below what this oily pork faced Allotey Jacobs said about Nana Akuffo Addo.

"Nana Akufo Addo was not recognised or captured by television cameras when he filed past the body of President John Evans Atta Mills because he is vertically challenged, according to Jacobs Allotey Jacobs. Contributing to discussions on Peace FM's Kokrokoo Morning Show, the Central Regional Communications Director of the ruling National Democratic Congress (NDC) suggested to the opposition NPP to get someone to design pencil heel shoes for their flagbearer, Nana Addo to make him a bit taller. Ridiculing the height of the NPP flagbearer, he urged him to stop accusing GTV of sabotage since it was as a result of him being too short that led him being unnoticed."

Allotey Jacobs seems like he might be 65 years or more but he might even be 45 years but his Highness the Ugliest man seems older because he is too ugly than satan ugliness might have aged him. A man with his position in NDC has to watch what he says. Maybe he forgot he was not on stage as a comedian, next time he might have to check his surroundings before he opens that mountainious mouth of his. This is a man who doesn't even need a mask for halloween because everyday in his house is halloween since he has a permanent mask. He at least have one advantage over all of us because he doesn't have to spend a dime during halloween to buy a mask. I wonder if Allotey Jacobs have a wife. I will give the woman who married that man a medal for sleeping with this "Kaakaaku" and has not been killed by the mummy called Allotey Jacobs.

Mr Allotey Jacobs, next time you want to talk about anybody, spare a minute and go and stand infront of a mirror, maybe you will be scared by the Egyptian Mummy on the other side of the mirror it will change your idea about others. Let me know if you will like to do face transplant and I will foot the bill,that is the least I can do for Ghanaian children not to look at a face that looks like a vomit.

Mr Allotey Jacobs, it will be in your best interest not to resort to politics of insults because I remember you saying that, you cried like a baby when President Mills died. The death your NDC has attributed to political villification. I do appreciate you cried in your room and not in public because that will really have been scary, "anim tantan ne suu", nobody wants that to be planted in their memory. Be good Sir Jacobs, you are not the right man to talk about the deficiency of other people because yours is too numerous to count. Have a nice day wherever you are.

Justice Sarpong

Houston, Texas

(CARDINAL of TRUTH)