A young, beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling like expensive perfume. She turns to an old woman and says arrogantly, "Giorgio Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!"
Another young, beautiful woman gets on ... read full comment
Sharp Retort
A young, beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling like expensive perfume. She turns to an old woman and says arrogantly, "Giorgio Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!"
Another young, beautiful woman gets onto the elevator and also smells of very expensive perfume. She arrogantly turns to the old woman and says, "Chanel No. 5, $150 dollars an ounce!"
About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, she looks both of the women in the eyes, farts, and says, "Broccoli, 49 cents a pound!"
Expensive Perfume
A young, beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling like expensive perfume. She turns to an old woman and says arrogantly, ''Giorgio Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!''
Another young, beautiful woman gets onto the elevator and also smells of very expensive perfume. She arrogantly turns to the old woman and says, ''Chanel No. 5, $150 dollars an ounce!''
About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, she looks both of the women in the eyes, turns around, bends over, farts and says, ''Broccoli, 49 cents a pound!''
source: www.jokebuddha.com/Perfume#
Amadu Abdulai 11 years ago
The Northern Teachers Are Just Wicket And Lazy. GES Supervisors Should Perform Their Duties. Even In Agadez- Niger Teachers Are Puntual To School. Parents, You Would Ripe What You Sow. Northern Cocoa Is Education... I Remin ... read full comment
The Northern Teachers Are Just Wicket And Lazy. GES Supervisors Should Perform Their Duties. Even In Agadez- Niger Teachers Are Puntual To School. Parents, You Would Ripe What You Sow. Northern Cocoa Is Education... I Remind Parents.
agbesinyale kordzo 11 years ago
Foolish northerners u are not ready to educate your selves longtime what u know is killing because of turkey so don't blame any hamattan because almost the whole country is experiencing it change your uncivilised behaviour th ... read full comment
Foolish northerners u are not ready to educate your selves longtime what u know is killing because of turkey so don't blame any hamattan because almost the whole country is experiencing it change your uncivilised behaviour this is 21century
James 11 years ago
I am afraid you will rather have to change your uncivilised behaviour. You dont need to use insults to make your point. Please refine your language, we are in the 21st century
I am afraid you will rather have to change your uncivilised behaviour. You dont need to use insults to make your point. Please refine your language, we are in the 21st century
Root Rock Tamale 11 years ago
Make Your Checks Very Well. Are U Blind? See Them In Schools And Some In Our Hospitals And Class Rooms As Teachers Or Do Think They Are Ewes Or Fantes. When Fulani Hausa's Started Ghana Police Service, Where Was Ur Great Gran ... read full comment
Make Your Checks Very Well. Are U Blind? See Them In Schools And Some In Our Hospitals And Class Rooms As Teachers Or Do Think They Are Ewes Or Fantes. When Fulani Hausa's Started Ghana Police Service, Where Was Ur Great Grand Parents? ...rats In The
Kojo T 11 years ago
Why write such stupid stuff
Why write such stupid stuff
Alpha 11 years ago
he is an animal,so don't mind him,
he is an animal,so don't mind him,
thomas 11 years ago
why hiding ewe name fool, come with your id if your man, you northeners stand tall all the time, you cant face us with you id
why hiding ewe name fool, come with your id if your man, you northeners stand tall all the time, you cant face us with you id
BANYINIBA, LAGOS 11 years ago
I am a northerner and I feel hurt when we are all insulted because we do not want to remain the slaves we have been since independence. The very people insulting us are the ones saying they want to give us free education. The ... read full comment
I am a northerner and I feel hurt when we are all insulted because we do not want to remain the slaves we have been since independence. The very people insulting us are the ones saying they want to give us free education. The Osagyefo Dr Kwame Nkrumah gave us what these same people are now using as a bait for votes; without demanding anything from us. Thank God we have come this far, courtesy of the Osagyefo. May he rest in perfect peace. Despite the differnt enthnic groups in Northern Ghana, we are lumped as one tribe who deserve nothing but to live a life of servitude.
ABONGOBIAH 11 years ago
what a foolish man
what a foolish man
Nuh 11 years ago
It surprises me that at this time and age weather could still hinder our activities. In winter, when temperatures are near or below zero, when snow makes it difficult for people to move, pupils still go to school in the devel ... read full comment
It surprises me that at this time and age weather could still hinder our activities. In winter, when temperatures are near or below zero, when snow makes it difficult for people to move, pupils still go to school in the developed world. Why can,t we emulate that.
ENYO 11 years ago
ISN'T IT POSSIBLE TO ORGANISED THE ACADEMIC YEAR IN A WAY THAT THE NORTHERN SCHOOLS HAVE THEIR HOLIDAYS DURING THE HARMATTAN SEASON?
ISN'T IT POSSIBLE TO ORGANISED THE ACADEMIC YEAR IN A WAY THAT THE NORTHERN SCHOOLS HAVE THEIR HOLIDAYS DURING THE HARMATTAN SEASON?
Apele 11 years ago
Yieee I die !!! OWWWW UDS
Yieee I die !!! OWWWW UDS
Ghanabiya 11 years ago
"Among the health hazards that characterize the Harmattan include cold, cracked lips and toes as well as soggy dust." - how do you describe these conditions as health hazards? If is the cold, children should wear pull-overs ... read full comment
"Among the health hazards that characterize the Harmattan include cold, cracked lips and toes as well as soggy dust." - how do you describe these conditions as health hazards? If is the cold, children should wear pull-overs and shea-butter can treat the cracked lips and toes.
The teachers too should not give these conditions as an excuse to stay away from classrooms. If they do, will they collect their salaries or not?
All the reasons you have given for the poor performance of children are unacceptable.
HAZOR 11 years ago
Folks we are missing important point.Folks we need to study the picture the picture posted on Ghana web so that we perjudice perdict the reason why Northern schools is not performing well and we should eliminate the harmattan ... read full comment
Folks we are missing important point.Folks we need to study the picture the picture posted on Ghana web so that we perjudice perdict the reason why Northern schools is not performing well and we should eliminate the harmattan from the debate that it is the main reason why Northern schools are not performing well.
(1)My clear obvious observation of the picture indicate there is no books on the pupils desk,which means Northern schools lacks text books if Ghanaians may remember former educational minister Hasane Ayariga did a shaddy deal worth US$44million dollars and piece of article has expose NDC propaganda agenda of improve education and even had 100% pass on BECE Examination is all hoax.
(2)the picture posted on the web shows the classroom was not empty but full so what is their problem no wander Mahama is telling Ghanaians that all folks educated in the North are inferior not because they have free education but NDC government did not understand the importance of education period.Agariga stole all the money meant to buy books for these pupils.Hence these pupils will not perform well.
BMK 11 years ago
plse mr man, do your job well. Northen region has more than 13 districts, you only cited 1, Tolon and tolon only can not be a true reflection of the north. First weeks of reopening do not mostly record full attendence even in ... read full comment
plse mr man, do your job well. Northen region has more than 13 districts, you only cited 1, Tolon and tolon only can not be a true reflection of the north. First weeks of reopening do not mostly record full attendence even in d rainny season in most public schools. Are techers fully at post to ginger the kids togo school? Your report if not well titled will paint another bad picture of d north.
IDRIS PACAS 11 years ago
Tell these non-up-and-doing teachers and officers of GES in Tamale to do the right thing. It is shameful that professional teachers can excuse themselves and their students for a serious wrongdoing.
Tell these non-up-and-doing teachers and officers of GES in Tamale to do the right thing. It is shameful that professional teachers can excuse themselves and their students for a serious wrongdoing.
Sharp Retort
A young, beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling like expensive perfume. She turns to an old woman and says arrogantly, "Giorgio Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!"
Another young, beautiful woman gets on ...
read full comment
The Northern Teachers Are Just Wicket And Lazy. GES Supervisors Should Perform Their Duties. Even In Agadez- Niger Teachers Are Puntual To School. Parents, You Would Ripe What You Sow. Northern Cocoa Is Education... I Remin ...
read full comment
Foolish northerners u are not ready to educate your selves longtime what u know is killing because of turkey so don't blame any hamattan because almost the whole country is experiencing it change your uncivilised behaviour th ...
read full comment
I am afraid you will rather have to change your uncivilised behaviour. You dont need to use insults to make your point. Please refine your language, we are in the 21st century
Make Your Checks Very Well. Are U Blind? See Them In Schools And Some In Our Hospitals And Class Rooms As Teachers Or Do Think They Are Ewes Or Fantes. When Fulani Hausa's Started Ghana Police Service, Where Was Ur Great Gran ...
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Why write such stupid stuff
he is an animal,so don't mind him,
why hiding ewe name fool, come with your id if your man, you northeners stand tall all the time, you cant face us with you id
I am a northerner and I feel hurt when we are all insulted because we do not want to remain the slaves we have been since independence. The very people insulting us are the ones saying they want to give us free education. The ...
read full comment
what a foolish man
It surprises me that at this time and age weather could still hinder our activities. In winter, when temperatures are near or below zero, when snow makes it difficult for people to move, pupils still go to school in the devel ...
read full comment
ISN'T IT POSSIBLE TO ORGANISED THE ACADEMIC YEAR IN A WAY THAT THE NORTHERN SCHOOLS HAVE THEIR HOLIDAYS DURING THE HARMATTAN SEASON?
Yieee I die !!! OWWWW UDS
"Among the health hazards that characterize the Harmattan include cold, cracked lips and toes as well as soggy dust." - how do you describe these conditions as health hazards? If is the cold, children should wear pull-overs ...
read full comment
Folks we are missing important point.Folks we need to study the picture the picture posted on Ghana web so that we perjudice perdict the reason why Northern schools is not performing well and we should eliminate the harmattan ...
read full comment
plse mr man, do your job well. Northen region has more than 13 districts, you only cited 1, Tolon and tolon only can not be a true reflection of the north. First weeks of reopening do not mostly record full attendence even in ...
read full comment
Tell these non-up-and-doing teachers and officers of GES in Tamale to do the right thing. It is shameful that professional teachers can excuse themselves and their students for a serious wrongdoing.