A Sunday school teacher was giving her class the assignment for the next week.
"Next Sunday," she said, "we are going to talk about liars, and in preparation for
our lesson I want you all to read the Seventeenth Chapter of Mark."
The following week, at the beginning of the class meeting, the teacher said, "Now
then, all of you who have prepared for the lesson by reading the Seventeenth Chapter
of Mark, please step to the front of the room."
About half the class rose and came forward.
"The rest of you may leave," said the teacher, "these students are the ones I want
to talk to. There is no Seventeenth Chapter in the Book of Mark."
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QUICK WIT
WIFE: Why are you home so early?
Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.
FUNNY THOUGHTS
One day a college professor of Psychology was greeting his
new college class. He stood up in front of the class and said,
"Would everyone who thinks he or she is stupid please stand up?"
After a minute or so of silence, a young man stood up.
"Well, good morning. So, you actually think you're a moron?" the
professor asked.
The kid replied, "No sir, I just didn't want to see you standing
there all by yourself.
SMART QUOTE
Remember, it's very difficult if not near impossible for a woman to
know where the husband is all the time. Now, how do you call a woman
who knows where the husband is all the time ?
WIDOW.
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