At the 2007 World Women's Conference the first speaker, from England , stood up: 'At last year's conference we spoke about being more assertive with our husbands. Well, after the conference I went home and told my husband that I would no longer cook for him and that he would have to do it himself. After the first day I saw nothing. After the second day I saw nothing. But after the third day I saw that he had cooked a wonderful roast lamb.' The crowd cheered.
The second speaker, from America , stood up: 'After last year's conference I went home and told my husband that I would no longer do his laundry and that he would have to do it himself. After the first day I saw nothing. After the second day I saw nothing. But after the third day I saw that he had done not only his own washing but my washing as well.' The crowd cheered.
The third speaker, from Nigeria , stood up:After last year conference I go house and tell my husband say I no go cook again, cleaning or go market for am again, and dat he go dey do am by imsef. After the first day I no see anytin. the second day sef, I see notin. But after the third day, as the swelling begin go down, I start to see small small from my left eye.
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QUICK WIT
WIFE: Why are you home so early?
Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.
FUNNY THOUGHTS
One day a college professor of Psychology was greeting his
new college class. He stood up in front of the class and said,
"Would everyone who thinks he or she is stupid please stand up?"
After a minute or so of silence, a young man stood up.
"Well, good morning. So, you actually think you're a moron?" the
professor asked.
The kid replied, "No sir, I just didn't want to see you standing
there all by yourself.
SMART QUOTE
Remember, it's very difficult if not near impossible for a woman to
know where the husband is all the time. Now, how do you call a woman
who knows where the husband is all the time ?
WIDOW.
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